|1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Leave me the hell alone.
2 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes.
3 If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
4 There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
5 The trouble with being punctual is that nobodys there to appreciate it.
6 Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper